Susanna Reid recoils as Alastair Campbell tells her: ‘Feel my wrinkly apples’


SUSANNA Reid recoiled in horror as her GMB co-host Alastair Campbell told her to “feel his wrinkly apples” in a bizarre rant about his unsatisfactory Ocado delivery.

The presenter frowned as the former Labour spin doctor complained about the condition of his fruit.

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Susanna Reid looked baffled as she was asked to hold her co-host’s apples

“So last night my Ocado delivery arrives…,” said Alastair before asking Susanna: “Have a little feel of my apple.”

She admitted: “It’s a little wrinkly, I have to say.”

Alastair continued: “It’s wrinkly, it’s soft and it’s a bit rubbery.

“So we checked it out with Ocado and they basically said it’s because of a shortage of pickers, shortage of drivers and a shortage of Co2.

“So all of the things we’ve been talking about are now affecting our apples as well.

“So this is a Brexit apple, I would argue.”

Susanna argued: “People will say, ‘well poor Alastair and his Ocado delivery’.

“The world’s smallest violin has been played for you.”

But she then agreed: “You’ve paid good money for your fruit and your fruit has arrived in a condition that you didn’t expect.”

Irritated viewers said: “‘Brexit Apple’ just eat it.”

One cheeky GMB fan added: “Campbell’s got wrinkled apples..well he is at that age ain’t he.”

While another suggested: “Just use them for an apple crumble.”





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